Condoleezza Rice farted in the Oval Office!

Excerpt from a rare interview with George W Bush:

While I was waiting, one of your staffers told me a crazy story about a certain member of your Cabinet breaking wind in the Oval Office. Can you confirm that story?
Well, like I said, people get nervous down there. It’s — [laughs] — I can’t believe someone told you about that.

But you’re leaving office in a couple of weeks. Come on. Throw us a bone. Just think, you finally get to talk about all of these things.
Look, I can’t. Besides, it wasn’t that big of a — OK, fine. It was Condi.

Condoleezza Rice farted in the Oval Office! When she was the national security adviser?
No, this was when she was State. Just after I appointed her. And it wasn’t no little whistler, either. She’s a little lady, but she let that baby rip. Nearly blew [White House chief of staff] Andy Card’s ears off.

Was this in the middle of something important?
It was January 2005. We were meeting about the first State of the Union speech of my second term. I’m telling everyone about how I wanted to make a major statement about ending tyranny around the world and spreading liberty and freedom, and the so-called pragmatists in the office, especially Cheney, are flinching, telling me I should confine myself to achievable goals. It’s a serious moment, and things were getting pretty heated. At one point I turn to Condi and I say, “So, Condi, what do you think?” And she’s like, “Mr. President, I think you should — ”

And that’s when it happened. Ppppllllfft! It sounded like someone had started up a chain saw in there. We have this painting of the Rio Grande by an artist named Tom Lea in the Oval Office, and I swear to you that thing swung three inches sideways. She started looking around all innocent-like, like, “Gosh, who did that?” It was hilarious.

Doesn’t she know that cover-ups never work?
That’s what Cheney said: “Condi, that’s what got Nixon in trouble. You try to hide that shit, it looks 20 times worse.” I tell you, it was almost a year before she so much as smiled about that incident.

Oh..no need to be serious. Those are The Farewell Interview We Wish He’d Give.

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1. Devi Girsang says:

   February 10, 2009 at 3:01 pm

   Hahaha, demen banget sih lo nyari2 yg beginian klo lagi ga ada bos di kantor

   It’s a normal- biological thing. She’s only human after all.

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2. boy says:

   February 10, 2009 at 3:56 pm

   sstt…jangan bilang bilang bos gw

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3. therry says:

   February 11, 2009 at 12:32 am

   She should’ve just said “Oopsie-daisy, I made a fartie!” and have everyone had a good laugh. LOL.

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4. wien says:

   February 11, 2009 at 6:52 pm

   haha nah bisa ngeblog di kantor… tapi nga bisa buka fb emangnya?
   *ngakak baca komen therry*

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5. boy says:

   February 12, 2009 at 7:28 am

   di kantor gak bisa buka fb, tapi kalo blog bisa dong

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6. tere616 says:

   February 13, 2009 at 6:54 am

   wakakakakak….
   Same here Boy, di kantor nggak bisa buka FB tapi bisa buka Blog.
   Kalo mau FB harus baik-baik sama anak IT, itu pun nggak semua akses, yang judulnya “GAME” nggak bakal dibukain.
   Jadi, kalo mau main GAME harus pake eksternal akses internet…
   Makanya di bag pack gw, selalu ada modem eksternal buat main ….

   Love the funny ad.
   Jadi kangen sama blog temen gw yg satunya lagi nih …

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